I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.

Pencils:

• That's So Nice for You
• Never Mind, It Wasn't that Important
• I'm Sorry You're so Sensitive
• I Prefer Pens, But This is Fine
• What Grudge?
• I'm Not Mad
• Whatever.
• *Turns Read Receipts On*